I called a whore, and my sister came and wouldn't give it to me - suck it, or I'll give it to my mom

I'll count to five and you'll come, I promise! I'll teach you how to jerk off too

I told my brother I was a virgin and fucked him, and he fucked me

That's awesome, he's blackmailing me for sex, or I wouldn't give it to him as a sister!

I had this hottie cheat on me for a guy 😍 And I just gave her a hundred

You want dick insurance? Then show me how you fuck it

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch